- Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
- Me:
- Fan:
- Me:
- Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
- Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
- Fan: Wha-
- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
- Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
- Me: IN AZKABAN.
