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OMEGLE CHAT: SHERLOCK x JOHN

• Question to discuss: whats ur crushs name?
• You: Sherlock. -JW
• Stranger: John Watson. -SH
• You: Sherlock? What are you doing here? I thought this bored you! -JW
• You: *bores
• Stranger: It does but less so than any of my other options at the moment. -SH
• You: And what are those options? -JW
• Stranger: Playing the violin or shooting the wall. 221B is quite dull currently. -SH
• You: Well, since it's 4am, you could go to sleep... Or you could... erm...uh...come to my room to... chat... -JW
• Stranger: I told you, I'm doing an experiment to see how long humans can remain awake, John! Chat? Chat about what? -SH
• You: Oh, yes, the experiment... Right... Well, we can chat about whatever you want... And, did you... um... mean it? I mean, that your crushs name is ... Joh...John Watson? -JW
• You: Sherlock? Are you there? Did I say something wrong? -JW
• Stranger: Um... No. No. I was... Umm... -SH
• You: What? -JW
• You: Sherlock? Don't tell me you've fallen asleep? -JW
• Stranger: I haven't. I can't. I've programmed an iPod to play this disgusting rap music when I begin to nod off. -SH
• You: *chuckles* Why won't you answer my question? -JW
• You: *nervous* -JW
• Stranger: Oh. Did you ask a question, John? -SH
• You: Don't play with me Sherlock! Yes, I asked you a question! It's hard for me to ask it again! Please try to remember! -JW
• Stranger: Well, I don't. Mind place, remember? I don't remember things that won't be useful for me in the future. Besides, if you won't repeat it then it's not important. -SH
• You: Jesus Sherlock! This just might be important four you in the future! I will repeat the question only if you want me to! And I repeat, this is probably important for you! -JW
• Stranger: Oh, fine! Do repeat your question, John. -SH
• You: Ok, here I go again... -JW
• You: Oh god... Ok.... *takes a deep breath* Did you mean what you said? About me being your crush? -JW
• You: Sherlock? -JW
• Stranger: That... Not really a crush- a crush entails a short infatuation and I've liked you for quite some time. -SH
• You: You what? You liked me for quite some time? Why didn't you say anything?! Do anything? -JW
• Stranger: Because you're straight, John. I wasn't planning on embarrassing myself just to reveal my feelings towards you. -SH
• You: Well, I thought I was straight too... But since I've met you I started to doubt that... At first I was shocked, but then I stopped thinking about that, and started thinking of you.. All the time! I think of you all the time! It's driving me crazy! And to think that it was one sided drove me mad! -JW
• Stranger: You're often on my mind, too. It really distracts me from cases, very inconsiderate. Hopefully now that we know it's mutual it'll stop. -SH
• Stranger: ((Sherlock is one romantic bastard, isn't he?))
• You: ((hahahaha, yes, he is! :) And I love you stranger!!! ))
• You: So, what now? -JW
• Stranger: We can... have that chat you were talking about earlier, if you want. -SH
• You: Of... Of course I do! -JW
• Stranger: ((Love you, too! This is great, by the way.))
• Stranger: Fantastic. I'll be over in a few seconds. -SH
• You: Oh, great! Don't you dare fall asleep on your way here! -JW
• Stranger: Still have the iPod on. I'll take it off when I arrive but you have to promise to keep me awake! -SH
• You: Oh, I promise! I so much do! -JW
• You: Where are you now? Why is it taking so long? *waits impatiently* -JW
• Stranger: I'm right outside your door, be patient. *Steps into John's room.* -SH
• You: *gasps* You are here! *hesitates* I want to hug you. Can I do it? -JW
• Stranger: Ugh, I suppose so. -SH
• You: *smiles* Well, this is new! *hughs* -JW
• Stranger: *Smiles slightly and hugs John back awkwardly.* -SH
• You: You are not used to this, are you? *smiles* -JW
• Stranger: No, I'm not. Hugging is not something I've ever done very often. -SH
• You: Well, how does it feel? i enjoyed it.. I don't want to do anything you don't enjoy.. -JW
• Stranger: It's... It's quite nice. *Hugs John again, this time slightly tighter.* -SH
• You: *hugs back, not letting go* Can I ki...kiss you? -JW
• Stranger: Y-Yes. -SH
• You: *john smiles. he meets with Sherlock's eyes, notices he's blushing and smiles* kisses Sherlock slowly and tenderly, trying not to push it in case he doesn't respond well*
• Stranger: *Turns bright red when John kisses him. Bends down slightly and attempts to return the kiss but it goes just as well as his hug.*
• You: *giggles* You don't have to be so nervous! It's ok.. *stretches himself up to meet with Sherlocks lips once again, this time kissing him more passionately*
• Stranger: *Tries to return the kiss again but pulls away from John with a sigh.* I'm rubbish at this! I'm sorry. I've read a lot about kissing since I met but apparently theory is much easier than practice.
• You: You've been reading things about kissing! Oh, Sherlock! *smiles* Just try to relax. Stop thinking about the things you've read.. Stop thinking about everything. Let yourself go... -JW
• Stranger: *Sherlock blinks, unsure of whether or not he wants to step away from what he knows to be the proper way of kissing. He decides and kisses John again. Without the ideas of the books, he does slightly better.*
• You: *John returned the kiss, which was much better than the previous one. His head started spinning, so he started pushing sherlock towards the bed, thinking that it would be more comfortable that way... and thinking of all the things they could do in bed...*
• Stranger: *Sherlock gets the hint for once and moves backward towards the bed. He sits down and pulls John with him while moving his hands, which had been by his sides, to the back of his love's head.*
• You: *John, who was a bit surprised by Sherlocks reaction, pushes him down on the bed, kissing him... But then he stops* Sherlock, I have never done it with a man... I don't really know what to do... *he blushes slightly*
• Stranger: I- I think I know. I've done some reading since- well... You know. -SH
• You: *John gets off Sherlock and sits on the bed* Ok, then show me, because I'm rather clueless... *blushes some more, looking at his feet*
• Stranger: *Sherlock straddles John's lap and looks into his eyes before going back to kissing him. He hesitates a moment before leading his kisses away from Watson's mouth and down his jaw.*
• You: *John kisses back and shivers when Sherlock starts going down towards his chest. He lies back, supporting him with his elbows, letting Sherlock kiss him further down*
• You: *supporting himself
• Stranger: *Sherlock continues kissing down John's neck, stopping only at the collar of his kitten sweater to pull it off. Once that and the shirt underneath were off, he continued on his way towards the other man's chest.*
• You: *when his sweater was finally off, John enjoyed the kisses on his chest some more, then gently threaded his fingers through Sherlock's hair, pulling his head up* I want to touch you too... *he starts taking off Sherlock's shirt as fast as he could*
• Stranger: *He nodded at John, giving him a go-a-head. Sherlock leaned back slightly and ran his hands from John's shoulders down his back, where they came to rest.*
• You: *John gasped at the sight of Sherlock, thinking that it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. He sat up while putting his hands on the other man's chest, caressing it, going lower and lower..*
• Stranger: *Sherlock's breath caught in his throat as John's hands continually went lower down his chest and stomach.*
• Stranger: *He leaned forward and kissed John again. He had recently discovered this was one of his favourite activities.*
• You: *John kept going down with his hands, soon pressing Sherlock's hardened member. He shivered, and kissed Sherlock back. He then tried to take off Sherlock's pants, but his hands were too shaky to actually succeed* Sorry--- *he whispered*
• You: *he then opened his eyes, looked at Sherlock and nervously asked* Ermm... are you...um...the top or the bottom? I'm fine with both, you know... *cough*
• Stranger: *Sherlock smirked and helped John remove his pants before answering.* I don't really have any experience with that so I'm not sure.
• You: Neither have I... What do you want to be? I always thought of you as a top... *looks away shamefully because he just confessed to Sherlock that he has had thoughts of them having sex*
• Stranger: If you want I'll top. *Sherlock pulled John into a kiss as he gently pushed him onto his back. From there he left a trail of kisses to the edge of John's pants and proceeded to quickly undo the button and zip.*
• You: Oh, ok.. *he let Sherlock push him down, his body burning with expectation and desire as he closed his eyes, feeling tender Sherlock's kisses on his stomach and panting from pleasure*
• Stranger: ((I really don't have any experience writing what will follow this reply. Chances are that it'll be even worse than what I've written so far so I apologize in advance.))
• Stranger: *After removing all of John's remaining clothing, Sherlock moved back up to his inner thigh, planting kiss on each side. As an experiment he bit the same area lightly, covering it up with another kiss- he had read in some gossipy magazine that some people enjoy this- before looking at John to make sure that it was okay.*
• You: ((omg, this is so great! To be frank, it's my firs time doing this! And I enjoy it! :D ))
• You: *John was out of his mind.. the kisses drove him mad. Suddenly he felt pain on his inner thigh and gasped in painful pleasure. He never thought he would like pain this much. It was a sweet pain*
• Stranger: Sherlock left another kiss on each bite and moved back towards the object in between them. He tentatively wrapped his hand around John's member and began to move it, watching for John's reaction.
• You: *When Sherlock put his fingers around his member, John arched his back and moaned uncontrollably. Then he tried to clear his head a little bit by biting on his lower lip, but that wasn't enough* Yes.... Faster... Faster Sherlock...
• Stranger: Sherlock smirked at John's response to his work and obliged his request, moving his hand at a faster pace.
• You: *John felt that he's about to come, and he didn't want that. not yet. He was waiting too long for it to be over so soon* Wait! Stop! Sherlock, stop! I want to feel you inside me! I want you to feel good too...
• You: *he sits up again, kissing Sherlock fiercely. Then he crawls to the nightstand, takes the lube and hands it to Sherlock* I hope it will hurt less if you use this...
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• WHY DID YOU DISCONNECT? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
• I STILL LOVE YOU!!! : D