Daniel in HP… Darren in HP
Daniel in How to Succeed… Darren in How to Succeed
Daniel in Equus… Darr— Please.
MY FAVOURITE LINE. EVER.
THAT ONE LINE DESERVES AN EMMY PEOPLE
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
It all makes sense now.