Bad Luck Jesus
Science > Religion
I can’t begin to explain how incredibly angry this makes me.
The “miracle” is that the surgeons didn’t notice the homeless man walking into the OR
Lol, not exactly what they’re saying but pretty close.
Not even remotely true.
they even put it in a demotivational poster
lol What? XD
The proof is…ummm…what was it again?
Vatican City: Pope Benedict on Thursday restated the Roman Catholic Church’s ban on women priests and warned that he would not tolerate disobedience by clerics on fundamental teachings.
The loneliness of the long distance runner manifested itself in daydreams of religious obscenity…
But then that dream became a focused reality. I was sitting on the loo, staring at my jesus nightlight when the gears started churning, the bowels started burning, and the rest, as we say, is history…
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Just reblogging to show that I did a post about these (since my previous post had a picture of the first one) and where people can find them, if you so wish. Enjoy!