• Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
  • Me:
  • Fan:
  • Me:
  • Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
  • Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
  • Fan: Wha-
  • Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
  • Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
  • Me: IN AZKABAN.