noisy bottoms (✿ ♥‿♥)
i thought you meant farts for like a solid 10 minutes
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very very extraordinary
I’d do it no hesitation
i found it
I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST
The Only 22 Countries in the World Britain Has Not Invaded (not shown: Sao Tome and Principe)