today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!
Oh I’m sure they pull back alright ;D
LOL I don’t think it works that way, sweetheart.
He eats a potato omg.
Quick honey, I have a boner, get the potatoes!
Isn’t there something in the bible about being “fruitful”?
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Every time you reach some happiness, it seems that life pushes you back to sadness again. Just keep pushing the bar towards happiness! It’ll get easier eventually. c:
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I used to think Hotmail.com was a gay porn site. lol